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Wheeling still

Your corn is reap'd
without a quest
one long strand
have I seen at some cathedral door
He foretells the knell of parting daytime
borne in Greece or Turkey
at squeaky gate sings
guiding hand
call me might-have-been,
the pots of oil and lard
was weather-wise, who made
wheeling still
imagine that any mind ever thought
he was a nice young man
It's like a bus
driven by the long arms of eagles and hypochondriacs


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