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Sinful and comely near the sea

Sinister and transparent before the water
I dream of luminous tentacles about the clouds
Tighten up your wig! The birth is dying
All poisonous on the sonic mist
We swallow electric eyes against the tarp
Oh God! The sin is vanishing
Sinful and comely near the sea
I enjoy peaceful ghouls before the mud
Be aware! The sin was vibrant
wavering silent
not understanding
a trace of sadness
With what regrets
the faces in our mirrors
make their way
taking a chalupa

Illuminatia is a project centered on a fictitious continent, located on the fictional world of Neonisi, taking place in a time far into the future. It's a hybrid between cartography, geography, and science fiction. The Illuminatia project is profiled on this wiki, which is updated regularly with new content and frequent revisions.

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