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Quite vaporous beneath the sky

So mournful below the dreamscape
We stone quiet rabbits in the wind
Be watchful. The mammal has vanished
All dry within the noisy flesh
You lick sensuous toads before the bullshit
Be omnivorous. The thirst never ends
Quite vaporous beneath the bright sky
I destroy arid graves behind the rain
At last! The evil will be born
alone unsafe
walking out of the world
an old passport
Where in the end
the refugee from
forget to go home
while the world locomoted


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