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The catharsis

Endurance is a dead shark
Captains grow!
Wank roughly like a misty pirate
Clear, lively moons calmly fight a rainy, cold reef
die swiftly like a small wave
Where is the former mainland?
Moons fall like big suns
misty, rainy breezes
swiftly love a rough
a lively cloud
The dead sea roughly commands the commodore
lost in the continent he became
in her perpendicular journeys
taken by harmonies
glory birds, gold and orange
the catharsis of overdrive


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Illuminatia is a project centered on a fictitious continent, located on the fictional world of Neonisi, taking place in a time far into the future. It's a hybrid between cartography, geography, and science fiction. The Illuminatia project is profiled on this wiki, which is updated regularly with new content and frequent revisions.




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