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	Welcome to the EvilPasta Museum of Prose All luminous in the sand Quite florescent among the incandescent You see glowing noses above the plasma Whoa! The nugget has come So dank above the phosphor I entice quaking men in the xenon I reach! The electricity is no more All luminous in the sand You hobnob with earcandy in the dreamscape Damn! The transportation gets weird polluted and intangible seeing the clouds a pager ringing somewhere Out of whose dream the bells look for landmarks trying to do the hokey pokey

	Illuminatia Illuminatia is a project centered on a fictitious continent, located on the fictional world of Neonisi, taking place in a time far into the future. It's a hybrid between cartography, geography, and science fiction. The Illuminatia project is profiled on this wiki, which is updated regularly with new content and frequent revisions.

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